Escape

bob has gotten out of his hospital bed. Now bob is tiptoeing out of the room. Now bob is running down the hall. NOOO! Crazy doctors running after bob. bob has to get free of them to avoid the hits. Now bob is through the door. Now bob is free. Free at last, free at last thank the elves almighty bob is free at last. Now to get to da woods where bob can has safety from the hits. Bob no want to die because bob is forever. Bob is a free troll.

To be continuation

Bob on web traffic

Wow bob getting lots of hits. What does dat mean? If bob get 300 hits does that mean they gonna hit bob 300 times? Now bob scared. Bob is in da hospital already. Bob got to escape to avoid the hits.

To be continuation?

Bob on Catching Fire

People have been telling bob to read da book Hunger Games Catching Fire.But bob not so sure. Bob worried that if he read book he catch fire. No one catch fire yet but there always a first time. I know I read book while wearing this no flame christmas tree spray. Just got to spray it on. NOOO! It hurts bob feel like he is on fire. It burn. Bob got to go to hospital now.

To be continuation?

Bob needs an Apple exorcist

Bob was on his ipod the other day and all of sudden ipod starts flashing red and making weird sounds. Bob think his ipod is possessed. Anyone know ipod exorcist? ipod scaring bob. Wait bob know the solution. Bob throw ipod against the wall. Now ipod is quiet. That mean demon is all gone. Now bob happy. Bob is now ipod exorcist.

The Hunger Trials teaser

A long times in the future in the world we lives in today there was a country name was Panem, mmm sounds like M&M's. mmm bob like M&M but bob has let story slip. There was a boy named bob. Hey that is my names. Anyway the time came for the Hunger Trials so each year they pulled a peace of paper out of this magicians hat and it can has a name on it and whoevers name was on it has to go fight other kids to the death. But that year bob's sister name drawn out of the hat. Bad luck, so bob volunteer to go instead. Stupid bob. Now bob going to die.

I can has continuation?

Bob the Wiz chapter 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

You: have you seen a giant recently

You: He kicked down my door and say's you is a wizard bob

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob on Peanut Butter

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: u a horny girl?

You: hi

You: my name is bob

You: what do you want to talk about

Stranger: chunky or smooth peanut butter?

You: bob no like peanut butter

You: sticks his mouth shut

You: bob no can talk with peanut butter

You: bob like to talk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob on the Hunger Games

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: heyheyheyhey

You: my name is bob

Stranger: my name is Katniss

You: like in those games of hunger

Stranger: yeah

You: Why bob could not eated the book

Stranger: hahah

You: book says hunger on cover

Stranger: yeah

You: and bob could not eated it

Stranger: i ate a squirrel.

Stranger: onece....

You: bob no can has squirrel

You: book no can say hunger squirrels

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why people rude to troll #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: my name is bob

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: hey

You: what you like talk about

You: why you not answer bob

Stranger: ha

You: bob think you rude stranger

Stranger: hiya bob

You: bob mom always say no speak to strangers now bob see why

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob(by) talks skype

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heya, m here. asl? have skype?

You: hi my name is bobby

You: I no can has skype

You: ?

Stranger: huh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob Shorts #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: my name is bob

You: and I am forever in my age

You: because bob is forever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: :)

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: mine is jackkk

You: cooly

Stranger: I'm 94

You: I am bob the #1 troll on the internet and I believe in gnomes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bobs first attempt at cyber recognition

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi my name is bob

You: have you heard of me before

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob Convert #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: Lovely name

You: have you heard of the magic drink

You: the elves brought it to me

You: do you believe in elves

You: cus I do

Stranger: Oh of corse

You: why you lie

You: I can see a lie from forever

Stranger: I don't lie

Stranger: I belive

You: when bob lied to bob get angry

You: no you don't believes because

You: you no have seen elves

Stranger: Seeing is not believing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bobs Victim #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: age

Stranger: ?

You: 1000000

You: have you heard of the magic drink

Stranger: im 10000001

Stranger: :p

Stranger: no i dont

Stranger: whats is it

Stranger: ?

You: the elves brought it to me

Stranger: but where you from ?

You: I from the land over the rainbow

You: near where the elves live

You: do you believe in elves

Stranger: You just dont want to say it to me right ?!

You: because I do

Stranger: so im a princess

You: no if bob reveals the location of the elves

You: the elves will be angry and the elves will punish bob

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im a princess and youre a elve

You: No bob is not an elf

You: he is a real human

Stranger: i know

You: don't you dare make fun of the elves or they will punish you

You: hello u still there

You: cus if you not bob will be sad

You: and if bob sad bob get angry

You: bob getting angry

You: bob got chainsaw now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Entry 1

This is the blog of bob the web troll and his quest to control the chatbox. It is also bob's way of trying to get people to understand him and his knowledge of elves.