Bob on coffee

bob friend, bobo once give bob weird dark strong tasty drink. bob think he call it coffee. bob think coffee was weird. the coffee can has done strange things to bob. make bob feel energy for while, but then bob feel tireded what sorcery is dis coffee bob ask friend. bobo say coffee can has dis thing call caffeine. caffeine is weirdest magic bob ever feel

to be continuation?

Bob the Wiz chapter 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

You: have you seen a giant recently

You: He kicked down my door and say's you is a wizard bob

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob Convert #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: Lovely name

You: have you heard of the magic drink

You: the elves brought it to me

You: do you believe in elves

You: cus I do

Stranger: Oh of corse

You: why you lie

You: I can see a lie from forever

Stranger: I don't lie

Stranger: I belive

You: when bob lied to bob get angry

You: no you don't believes because

You: you no have seen elves

Stranger: Seeing is not believing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bobs Victim #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: age

Stranger: ?

You: 1000000

You: have you heard of the magic drink

Stranger: im 10000001

Stranger: :p

Stranger: no i dont

Stranger: whats is it

Stranger: ?

You: the elves brought it to me

Stranger: but where you from ?

You: I from the land over the rainbow

You: near where the elves live

You: do you believe in elves

Stranger: You just dont want to say it to me right ?!

You: because I do

Stranger: so im a princess

You: no if bob reveals the location of the elves

You: the elves will be angry and the elves will punish bob

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im a princess and youre a elve

You: No bob is not an elf

You: he is a real human

Stranger: i know

You: don't you dare make fun of the elves or they will punish you

You: hello u still there

You: cus if you not bob will be sad

You: and if bob sad bob get angry

You: bob getting angry

You: bob got chainsaw now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Entry 1

This is the blog of bob the web troll and his quest to control the chatbox. It is also bob's way of trying to get people to understand him and his knowledge of elves.