Bob on coffee

bob friend, bobo once give bob weird dark strong tasty drink. bob think he call it coffee. bob think coffee was weird. the coffee can has done strange things to bob. make bob feel energy for while, but then bob feel tireded what sorcery is dis coffee bob ask friend. bobo say coffee can has dis thing call caffeine. caffeine is weirdest magic bob ever feel

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Bob on web traffic

Wow bob getting lots of hits. What does dat mean? If bob get 300 hits does that mean they gonna hit bob 300 times? Now bob scared. Bob is in da hospital already. Bob got to escape to avoid the hits.

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Bob on Catching Fire

People have been telling bob to read da book Hunger Games Catching Fire.But bob not so sure. Bob worried that if he read book he catch fire. No one catch fire yet but there always a first time. I know I read book while wearing this no flame christmas tree spray. Just got to spray it on. NOOO! It hurts bob feel like he is on fire. It burn. Bob got to go to hospital now.

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Bob needs an Apple exorcist

Bob was on his ipod the other day and all of sudden ipod starts flashing red and making weird sounds. Bob think his ipod is possessed. Anyone know ipod exorcist? ipod scaring bob. Wait bob know the solution. Bob throw ipod against the wall. Now ipod is quiet. That mean demon is all gone. Now bob happy. Bob is now ipod exorcist.