Bob on coffee

bob friend, bobo once give bob weird dark strong tasty drink. bob think he call it coffee. bob think coffee was weird. the coffee can has done strange things to bob. make bob feel energy for while, but then bob feel tireded what sorcery is dis coffee bob ask friend. bobo say coffee can has dis thing call caffeine. caffeine is weirdest magic bob ever feel

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Escape

bob has gotten out of his hospital bed. Now bob is tiptoeing out of the room. Now bob is running down the hall. NOOO! Crazy doctors running after bob. bob has to get free of them to avoid the hits. Now bob is through the door. Now bob is free. Free at last, free at last thank the elves almighty bob is free at last. Now to get to da woods where bob can has safety from the hits. Bob no want to die because bob is forever. Bob is a free troll.

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Bob on Catching Fire

People have been telling bob to read da book Hunger Games Catching Fire.But bob not so sure. Bob worried that if he read book he catch fire. No one catch fire yet but there always a first time. I know I read book while wearing this no flame christmas tree spray. Just got to spray it on. NOOO! It hurts bob feel like he is on fire. It burn. Bob got to go to hospital now.

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Bob needs an Apple exorcist

Bob was on his ipod the other day and all of sudden ipod starts flashing red and making weird sounds. Bob think his ipod is possessed. Anyone know ipod exorcist? ipod scaring bob. Wait bob know the solution. Bob throw ipod against the wall. Now ipod is quiet. That mean demon is all gone. Now bob happy. Bob is now ipod exorcist.

The Hunger Trials teaser

A long times in the future in the world we lives in today there was a country name was Panem, mmm sounds like M&M's. mmm bob like M&M but bob has let story slip. There was a boy named bob. Hey that is my names. Anyway the time came for the Hunger Trials so each year they pulled a peace of paper out of this magicians hat and it can has a name on it and whoevers name was on it has to go fight other kids to the death. But that year bob's sister name drawn out of the hat. Bad luck, so bob volunteer to go instead. Stupid bob. Now bob going to die.

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