Bob Back

bob just escape from da woods. bob now think that woods is dangerous to. bear tried to eated bob. nowhere in world safe for bob. doctors after bob. hits is after bob. who not after bob. bob going lie very low. so low bob is under floor. So low bob can no can has sight of surrounding area. bob is scared. elves said the bob be protected by elves. Where is da elves's. bob need help.

To be continuation?

Escape

bob has gotten out of his hospital bed. Now bob is tiptoeing out of the room. Now bob is running down the hall. NOOO! Crazy doctors running after bob. bob has to get free of them to avoid the hits. Now bob is through the door. Now bob is free. Free at last, free at last thank the elves almighty bob is free at last. Now to get to da woods where bob can has safety from the hits. Bob no want to die because bob is forever. Bob is a free troll.

To be continuation

Bob Shorts #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: my name is bob

You: and I am forever in my age

You: because bob is forever

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: :)

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: mine is jackkk

You: cooly

Stranger: I'm 94

You: I am bob the #1 troll on the internet and I believe in gnomes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bob Convert #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: Lovely name

You: have you heard of the magic drink

You: the elves brought it to me

You: do you believe in elves

You: cus I do

Stranger: Oh of corse

You: why you lie

You: I can see a lie from forever

Stranger: I don't lie

Stranger: I belive

You: when bob lied to bob get angry

You: no you don't believes because

You: you no have seen elves

Stranger: Seeing is not believing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bobs Victim #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: age

Stranger: ?

You: 1000000

You: have you heard of the magic drink

Stranger: im 10000001

Stranger: :p

Stranger: no i dont

Stranger: whats is it

Stranger: ?

You: the elves brought it to me

Stranger: but where you from ?

You: I from the land over the rainbow

You: near where the elves live

You: do you believe in elves

Stranger: You just dont want to say it to me right ?!

You: because I do

Stranger: so im a princess

You: no if bob reveals the location of the elves

You: the elves will be angry and the elves will punish bob

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im a princess and youre a elve

You: No bob is not an elf

You: he is a real human

Stranger: i know

You: don't you dare make fun of the elves or they will punish you

You: hello u still there

You: cus if you not bob will be sad

You: and if bob sad bob get angry

You: bob getting angry

You: bob got chainsaw now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Entry 1

This is the blog of bob the web troll and his quest to control the chatbox. It is also bob's way of trying to get people to understand him and his knowledge of elves.