Bobs Victim #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi my name is bob

Stranger: age

Stranger: ?

You: 1000000

You: have you heard of the magic drink

Stranger: im 10000001

Stranger: :p

Stranger: no i dont

Stranger: whats is it

Stranger: ?

You: the elves brought it to me

Stranger: but where you from ?

You: I from the land over the rainbow

You: near where the elves live

You: do you believe in elves

Stranger: You just dont want to say it to me right ?!

You: because I do

Stranger: so im a princess

You: no if bob reveals the location of the elves

You: the elves will be angry and the elves will punish bob

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im a princess and youre a elve

You: No bob is not an elf

You: he is a real human

Stranger: i know

You: don't you dare make fun of the elves or they will punish you

You: hello u still there

You: cus if you not bob will be sad

You: and if bob sad bob get angry

You: bob getting angry

You: bob got chainsaw now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.