Bob on coffee

bob friend, bobo once give bob weird dark strong tasty drink. bob think he call it coffee. bob think coffee was weird. the coffee can has done strange things to bob. make bob feel energy for while, but then bob feel tireded what sorcery is dis coffee bob ask friend. bobo say coffee can has dis thing call caffeine. caffeine is weirdest magic bob ever feel

to be continuation?

The Hunger Trials teaser

A long times in the future in the world we lives in today there was a country name was Panem, mmm sounds like M&M's. mmm bob like M&M but bob has let story slip. There was a boy named bob. Hey that is my names. Anyway the time came for the Hunger Trials so each year they pulled a peace of paper out of this magicians hat and it can has a name on it and whoevers name was on it has to go fight other kids to the death. But that year bob's sister name drawn out of the hat. Bad luck, so bob volunteer to go instead. Stupid bob. Now bob going to die.

I can has continuation?

Bob the Wiz chapter 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi my name is bob

You: have you seen a giant recently

You: He kicked down my door and say's you is a wizard bob

Your conversational partner has disconnected.