Bob on Catching Fire

People have been telling bob to read da book Hunger Games Catching Fire.But bob not so sure. Bob worried that if he read book he catch fire. No one catch fire yet but there always a first time. I know I read book while wearing this no flame christmas tree spray. Just got to spray it on. NOOO! It hurts bob feel like he is on fire. It burn. Bob got to go to hospital now.

To be continuation?

The Hunger Trials teaser

A long times in the future in the world we lives in today there was a country name was Panem, mmm sounds like M&M's. mmm bob like M&M but bob has let story slip. There was a boy named bob. Hey that is my names. Anyway the time came for the Hunger Trials so each year they pulled a peace of paper out of this magicians hat and it can has a name on it and whoevers name was on it has to go fight other kids to the death. But that year bob's sister name drawn out of the hat. Bad luck, so bob volunteer to go instead. Stupid bob. Now bob going to die.

I can has continuation?

Bob on the Hunger Games

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: heyheyheyhey

You: my name is bob

Stranger: my name is Katniss

You: like in those games of hunger

Stranger: yeah

You: Why bob could not eated the book

Stranger: hahah

You: book says hunger on cover

Stranger: yeah

You: and bob could not eated it

Stranger: i ate a squirrel.

Stranger: onece....

You: bob no can has squirrel

You: book no can say hunger squirrels

Your conversational partner has disconnected.