Call To Action

A free and open world depends on a free and open Internet. Governments alone, working behind closed doors, should not direct its future. The billions of people around the globe who use the Internet should have a voice. A free and open world depends on a free and open web.

The Internet has connected more than two billion people around the world.

Some governments want to use a closed-door meeting in December to increase censorship and regulate the web.

Join together to keep the Internet free and open. Make your voice heard.

Bob on coffee

bob friend, bobo once give bob weird dark strong tasty drink. bob think he call it coffee. bob think coffee was weird. the coffee can has done strange things to bob. make bob feel energy for while, but then bob feel tireded what sorcery is dis coffee bob ask friend. bobo say coffee can has dis thing call caffeine. caffeine is weirdest magic bob ever feel

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Bob Back

bob just escape from da woods. bob now think that woods is dangerous to. bear tried to eated bob. nowhere in world safe for bob. doctors after bob. hits is after bob. who not after bob. bob going lie very low. so low bob is under floor. So low bob can no can has sight of surrounding area. bob is scared. elves said the bob be protected by elves. Where is da elves's. bob need help.

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Escape

bob has gotten out of his hospital bed. Now bob is tiptoeing out of the room. Now bob is running down the hall. NOOO! Crazy doctors running after bob. bob has to get free of them to avoid the hits. Now bob is through the door. Now bob is free. Free at last, free at last thank the elves almighty bob is free at last. Now to get to da woods where bob can has safety from the hits. Bob no want to die because bob is forever. Bob is a free troll.

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Bob on web traffic

Wow bob getting lots of hits. What does dat mean? If bob get 300 hits does that mean they gonna hit bob 300 times? Now bob scared. Bob is in da hospital already. Bob got to escape to avoid the hits.

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Bob on Catching Fire

People have been telling bob to read da book Hunger Games Catching Fire.But bob not so sure. Bob worried that if he read book he catch fire. No one catch fire yet but there always a first time. I know I read book while wearing this no flame christmas tree spray. Just got to spray it on. NOOO! It hurts bob feel like he is on fire. It burn. Bob got to go to hospital now.

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Bob needs an Apple exorcist

Bob was on his ipod the other day and all of sudden ipod starts flashing red and making weird sounds. Bob think his ipod is possessed. Anyone know ipod exorcist? ipod scaring bob. Wait bob know the solution. Bob throw ipod against the wall. Now ipod is quiet. That mean demon is all gone. Now bob happy. Bob is now ipod exorcist.